**Entry reposted because my comments were busted**
Dear Nigeria HC,
I haven’t been easy on you. I criticized the way you run things, especially since it led to me having to go back and forth a few times. I thought your receptionist could use more training, and had some suggestions for how you could improve your efficiency in general.
Perhaps your ways of getting things done seem unnecessarily convoluted to me, but you know what? I don’t care anymore. Because you sent me my passport. And not only did you send me my passport, you included those darn envelopes that I was complaining about. That really made my day.
Normally, I wouldn’t come back to see you for five years, but I’m going to pay you a visit next week. I’m so thrilled that I’ll thank you in person, but the real reason I’m visiting is because I’m hoping you’ll be kind enough to hook me up with a few of those pins you were giving out on October 1. If you do, I promise to sing your praises forever.